Short Child Baseball: A Home Run Derby video game you can't win, really - SBNation.com

2023-04-04 07:11:36 By : Mr. Leon Pan

Every Home Run Derby, kids are allowed to take the outfield and try to catch some of the fly balls. The tall kids sometimes catch them. The short kids never, ever, ever catch them. Welcome to Short Child Baseball, a brief video game about defeat.

In Short Child Baseball Simulator, you will not be able to make very many meaningful decisions. You'll just watch yourself as you continue to fail, and you'll be lectured endlessly about life lessons, morals, and other things you do not care about. In other words, it's just like childhood. Yarn Round Needle In Knitting

Short Child Baseball: A Home Run Derby video game you can't win, really - SBNation.com

Enjoy! Oh, and if you're on mobile and are having trouble accessing the game, click here.

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